Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Shitlist (Rant #4)

Though this isn't one of my "traditional" rants, there is a list of people and ideas that I probably won't spend too much time on in long rants, but people who must be shit on none the less. I don't like them, yet I don't feel they deserve the time for me to spend my time ranting about them. They just don't deserve my time. Here it is....my shit-list:

  • "1,2,3 Fuck" Chris
  • The deans of several UC's
  • Diddy
  • Paparazzi
  • TMZ
  • The people who "ok" Larry the Cable Guy Scripts to go into production
  • Larry the Cable Guy
  • Paul Stanley
  • Rapists
  • James Blunt
  • People who like "Hey There Delilah"
  • George W. Bush
  • Paris Hilton
  • Girls who wear snow boots and parkas with fur in them (We're not in Antarctica, stop acting like we are)
  • People who use Sidekicks
  • The Metro buses (have a long history with them)
  • That one dude who failed me on my first drivers test
  • Pedestrians
  • Hollister
  • People who wear "Hollister" clothing
  • Taxes
  • Bill Gates
  • Tom
  • People who drive hybrids
  • Potheads
  • The police (while i'm driving)
  • Guitar Hero
  • Air Guitarists
  • People who think drinking is the only way to be social
  • Gym class
  • The gym class building
  • The concept of gym class
  • Her...
  • Parking Lot "J"
  • My spanish teacher
  • pot holes
  • The people who gave "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" a bad review
  • Ska
  • Glam Metal
  • Steve
  • And the evil genious's behind reality dating shows
That's all I can really think of now, but there will be additions....OH YES...there will be additions.

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