Glaze

I like glazed donuts. It's my favorite kind of donut. It's just too bad that everytime I eat them, I can't help but think that im eating circular bread covered in semen. As I was eating one a few minutes ago, I looked at the napkin and it just looked damn disgusting. It was white, sticky, and smelled funny. Yet I kept eating beacuse, damn it, I'm not a homophobe. And I have very strange ways of showing that. I still consider myself a closet homophobe even though I consider myself liberal and understanding. I think it's my catholic upbringing that gives me these small, conservative thoughts every now and again. Sometimes I'll use my friends as an excuse. One of my best friends is gay...how do explain that? Therefore I have nothing against gays right? Then there are days like a few minutes ago where I'm afraid to finish a delicious meal because I'm afraid of mentally swallowing semen. Which is why im thankful for some closed minded people sometimes. Sure, it pisses me off sometimes that people may think gays aren't people. But when thewy say stuff like "We should fuckin' strap them on a rocket and send them to the sun" or something like that I laugh and think about how much more clear minded I am than ohter people. Sure I may not agree with gays, but at least my mind is evolved enough to tolerate them.

But still, I should try different donuts from now on.