Team Mirrorshot (Rank #2)

Myspace isn't exactly a place where you can truthfully tell others who you are. Sure, there are some things you tell, but other things that you either embellish about or just don't mention. But that's nothing compared to a group of people I call "Team Mirror-shot".

Myspace may be filled with a few white lies, but the most fake and inauthentic thing I see on Myspace are the "Mirror-shot" people. Let me explain this "Mirror-shot":
A mirror shot is when someone takes their digital camera into the bathroom with them with the specific purpose of taking a pseudo-sexy shot of themselves in front of a mirror. There really is no purpose to this photo opportunity besides and incredible hunger to be called a whore. For the only reason you're taking these pictures is to show off how easy you really are because you'll show off your goods in front of a mirror and post it in your profile for the whole world to see.
You narcissistic whore!!!

You put these lame and pathetic pictures on your page to show off that you can be "hot and sexy" and be nice and humble and "enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit night" as well. You think that counteracting the pictures with the words you say will draw any attention away from how slutty you look in those photos? NO Bitch!!!
You're drawing attention to the fact that you're are in serious need of anonymous dick inside of you and nothing else.
If you disagree with the notion that all you "Mirror-shot" people with the notion that all you want is attention and sex, why else would you be posting semi-pornographic of yourself with the intention of catching the eye of new "friends". You crave attention and you figure the only way you can get any is whoring yourself to random people. You think you're sexy by taking these photos of a mirror while looking away [you were prepared to be taken a picture of, don't pretend you didn't know the camera went off and you were pouting...bitch!!] but you're not. It's not sexy to be a fucking cum dumpster. It's not sexy to put yourself out there as an object rather than a person. You know what is sexy: self respect.

I'm not saying pictures shouldn't showcase who you are [I personally hate it when people use group pictures as their MAIN picture. One or two other people, fine. But a group...come on....but that's a whole other rant entirely] I'm just saying that if it's a picture of you....it's a picture of YOU. Not of who you want people to think you are. If you can, make it a picture of you when you were honestly not ready. There's no hiding then. That's how life is....unplanned. Nobody wants to know who you aren't. Show us who you are when your inhibitions are thrown to the wind and you're just out in the world being yourself...not in a bathroom in front of a mirror.
Unless it's funny. Because bathrooms are NOT SEXY!!!!!!

For God sakes, 75% of the time the toilet is plainly visible in the picture!!